Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tickets For Sale


Original Ad:
WANTED: Braves Tickets To Today's (6/20) Day Game - Golden Moon Level - $80
I need 4 tickets in the Golden Moon Casino Level to today's Braves game against the Royals. Please let me know in the next 2-3 hours if you have such tickets available.
Many thanks!
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Date: 6/21/2010
To: Derek Nxxxx
From: Jacky Maille

I have 4 tickets for the GMC Pavillion in section 332 that I ended up not using for the 6/20 game. I paid $28 each for them, but I'll let you have them for $10 each.


Jacky

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Date: 6/22/2010
To: Jacky
From: Derek

Yeah thanks but no thanks.  I don't need tickets to a game that already happenned.  That is pretty stupid if you ask me.

Derek

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To: Derek
From: Jacky

They're still available if you want them.  Your ad said you were looking to pay $80 and I'm offering them to you for half that!  Plus, the Braves won 8-5!  That's pretty impressive considering how much donkey ass they suck.  I was going to go, but I had to go bail my Granny out of jail again (her 3rd DUI this year). 

If you're interested, I also have two tickets to the WWE Royal Rumble at the Philips Arena from last January.  That was a pretty historical event!  Edge won! The seats were on the floor, third row behind Jerry "The King" Lawler.  I'll let you have both of them for $20.

What do you say, Derk, do we have a deal?

Jacky

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To: Jacky
From: Derek

I don't think so.  I shoulda taken that ad down after the next day.  Tickets for gmaes the next day are worthless.  Also I'm not a wrestling fan.  All that stuff is fake.

Derek

Ps. The Braves don't suck, theyre in first place you moran.

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To: Derek
From: Jacky

Deren,

My mistake about the Braves sucking.  What I meant to say is that their fans suck gorilla turds.  And how dare you call professional wrestling fake?  Of course it's real!  Why do you think it's called "Professional" wrestling?  I'd rather sit in an arena full of classy wrestling fans than hanging out with a bunch of drunk methed-up rednecks at Turner Field any day.

Anyway, I'll take the Rumble tickets off the table.  I'll let you have the four Braves tix for $35 total, plus I'll throw in a boarding pass from my last trip to St. Thomas for free.

Give me your # and we'll get together.

Jacky

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To: Jacky
From: Derek

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE1 FUCK YOU i dont want your uselles fucking shit!

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To: Derek
From: Jacky

Whoa! Settle down there Dorian! I was just messing around with you dude!  You know that's what us guys do!  Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I was able to get my original asking price for the Braves tickets from someone else. Sorry about that, but like I said earlier, my Granny's in a heap of trouble and I need all the cash I can get.  Anyway, if you're interested my Uncle Louie has a couple tickets for the Justin Bieber show that was on the 19th.  I'm sure I can get you a good price. 
Let me know!

Your good buddy,
Jacky

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this for real or do you make it up?

Joey P--NJ said...

LMAO "methed up rednecks at Turner Field"! I went there once last year when they played my beloved Mets and those fans in my section were some ignorant fucks. Listening to them, you'd think Chipper Jones was the greatest player in history.