Female Voice Over

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I've done voice over jobs for real estate investors. Example: I provide full details of the homes and give you directions to the home as well. Also I've done voice overs for new book writers whos books on cd. I enjoy the experience and would love to do a voice over for GPS systems , insurance companies, fashon shows and more! Send me a script and allow me to record my voice for you. Monetary compensation is open. Thanks

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To: Dana Gxxxxxx
From: Jacky Maille

I could use your help quite possibly for a low-budget project I'm currently working on. How would you describe your vocal range? Would you say it's light and feminine or deep and husky?
Send me an e-mail back and we'll work something out.
Jacky Maille

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To: Jacky
From: Dana

girly

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To: Dana
From: Jacky

Perfect!!

Here's the deal: I'm directing a low-budget "snuff film" here in town. I have a great female lead who goes by the name Nikki Nokkers. She's hot as all get out, but when she moans, she sounds like a cross between a goat and a donkey in a slaughterhouse. What I need is for someone like you to do about about 5 minutes of "sex noises" for me to dub in post-production. Easy work. You could even record it from home and e-mail it to me. Let me know what you would charge for something like that. I look forward to hearing from you.

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To: Jacky
From: Dana

oh. my. god.  NO!!!

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To: Dana
From: Jacky

Dani,
Why not?  I'll pay you 50 bucks which is like $10 a minute (under the table of course).  Not bad, especially in this economy.  I'll leave it up to you whether you want to be credited or not.  The film's success really hinges on me editing out Nikki's god awful barnyard noises.  Like I said, she's really hot until she vocalizes. Seriously, she sounds like an angry cockatoo raping Marge Simpson.  Being in the business yourself, you should know how one bad voice can make or break an entire project.  Tell you what, I'll pay you 75 clams plus a free copy of the DVD.  Do we have a deal?

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To: Jacky
From: Dana

NO!!! kiss my ASS and  leave me alone you SICK FUCKING PERV!!

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To: Dana
From: Jacky

Daria,

See? Now you're getting into the spirit!  I wasn't really looking for all that dirty talk, but hey, I'm all about improvisation!  Send me your tape and I'll find a way to get the cash to you. 

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To: Dana
From: Jacky

Donna,

Hey, it's been a couple days since I've heard from you.  I thought we had a deal.  I've wrapped filming, and really need to do that voice editing in the next day or so.  If it's easier for you, I can give you my phone number and I can record you that way.  Please get back to me ASAP!!

Jacky Maille