The great thing about Omegle is that there's no telling who's on the other end. They can say they're any age/gender/location/whatever. I should know, I'm a little bit of everything when I go down there.
You: I really need some help here
Stranger: With whut...?
You: The DVD drive on my laptop won't load myDora the Explorer DVD
Stranger: Okay . . .
Stranger: So . . . Cleaned it?
You: It won't load any of my DVDs
You: tried that
You: I really want to watch my DVD
Stranger: Maybe the file that's on your DVD isn't working on your laptop...
Stranger: Like, WMA doesn't work on my phone.
You: Okay, it's not really Dora the Explorer
Stranger: I figured.
You: It's a porno called Dora the Anal Explorer
Stranger: You must REALLY want to watch it then.
You: I can't get any of them to work
You: Spoogebob Square Nuts
You: District 69
You: Alice in Lesbo Land
You: My Cousin Vinny the Dildo Salesman
Stranger: And you don't have a normal DVD player...?
You: I do, but I can't use the regular TV.
You: My mom is watching The View
Stranger: O... kay...
You: Hell, Hannah Montana isn't working either
You: MY mom told me that this was the website for Tech Support
Stranger: Just something to say - do you have any idea that you're talking to a 14 year old girl now...?
You: Seriously? 14 year-old girls are doing tech support now?
You: It's okay, I'm a girl too. I'm 16.
You: No, you're the liar. And this is the most unprofessional tech support I have ever recieved. Is there a supervisor I can speak with?
Stranger: You're a great troll though.
Stranger: Funny too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.