Saturday, June 05, 2010

Super Happy Kittens!



Original ad:
I have 6 beautiful medium to long hair kittens that are free to a good loving home. 4 are females and 2 are males. The 2 males are orange tabby and look like they will be short hair. The females are tortis shell and tabby mixed and are medium to long hair. They are all 8 weeks old and ready to go. I also have a neutered 8 month old male orange tabby that is free to a loving home.


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To: Lisa xxxxxxxx
From: Han Qing "Jacky" Maille
Suj: Kittens!

Ni Hao,
It would make my heart super happy to take all six kittens. You give me good price and I will pay. I will also give you discount to my buffet.

Han Qing "Jacky" Maille
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To: Jacky
From: Lisa

They are all gone!


Lisa

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To: Lisa
From: Jacky

I am sorry to be told that. You let me know when you have next kittens. I pay much more next time. You make good money and I make good money too. We will all be super happy!

Han

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To: Jacky
From: Lisa
Im not planning on having more. The cat is getting fixed soon.

Lisa

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To: Lisa
From: Jacky

You must reconsider
We are not interested in the cooking of your cats. You Americans always see a person who is not white and think the worst of us. I am only intersested in having cats in my buffet to make dead the rats in my kitchen.

Han

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To: Jacky
From: Lisa

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING CHINK! i AM REPORTING YOUR RESTERANT TO THE HEALTH BORED AND POSTING A MESSAGE TO CRAIGSLIST TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO LET YOU HAVE ANY ANIMALS. YOUR A SICK PERSON AND ALL OF YOU ARE SICK!

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