This was done out of sheer boredom. Happy Independence Day!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Let's do this!
You: Let's go!
You: whatever...just shut the hell up and take off your pants
You: I'm ready!
You: oh god
You: I'm done!
You: you were awesome
You: maybe I'll call you sometime
Your conversational partner has disconnected.