Monday, July 05, 2010

I Need Monkey Grass

Original ad:
I need monkey grass.  If you have monkey grass & want to thin it out alittle I would like to help you out, please give me a call if you can let me have some of the monkey grass. Thank you 404/xxx-xxxx


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To: Terry
From: Jacky "J-Man" Maille


Yo man, I got what you need!  How much you lookin' for and how much you wants to spend?

J-Man

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To: J-Man
From: Terry

I need it for landscaping my property.  I'm not looking to spend money, I'm just looking to dig some up from folks who have extra growing around their property.  

Just so we're not wasting eachothers time, I'm looking for actual monkey grass.  The stuff that you can line walkways and gardens with, nothing else.

Terry
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To: Terry
From: J-Man

Yeah, I gotcha!  You need it for "landscaping."  Word.  You can call it whatever you want.  I got monkey grass, funky grass, junkie grass, drunkie grass, crunkie grass, skunkie grass whatevs man.  But it aint free.  But you know, I can work wit ya!

J-Man
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To: J-Man
From: Terry

Listen.  I'm not interested in buying or selling drugs online.  This is a legit thing I'm looking for so stop wasting my time.

Terry

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To: Terry
From: J-Man

Whoa whoa whoa hold up a sec, T-Bone!  You thought I was gonna sell you drugs?  The J-Man don't play that shit!  I was talking about Ophiopogon japonicus  the evergreen sod-forming perennial plant.   Dude, I got tons of that shit!  I'm sending you a picture.  I know I said it wasn't free, but what the hell?  That shit grows all over my house.  I'll let you come get it.


















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To: J-Man
From: Terry

Thats exactly what I was looking for.  Where do you live?  Give me a call 404/xxx-xxxx
Terry

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To: Terry
From: J-Man

Aw sorry dude, the damn homeowners association just came and mowed all that shit down.  I got some of this though, but it aint free!



1 comment:

WJClinton said...

Likin that last pic. Holla!