Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Free Small Dog

Original ad:

I'm looking for a FREE small dog (maybe a young puppy) that could be of some company to me & my daughter. We are looking for someone SMALL that can be kept inside. We are dog lovers & just looking for one to share the love with.


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To: Nichelle
From: Jacky


What exactly are you looking for in a companion small dog? I have a little one that I am caring for since my Aunt passed away a few months ago. I can't really keep him as my job causes me to travel and he's just miserable when I take him to a boarding facility. Let me know what you're looking for and we'll see if we're a good match for each other.

Your friend,
Jacky Maille

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To: Jacky
From: Nichelle

Hello Jacky,

What type dog do you have? I'm looking for no particular breed, just someone me & my daughter can show love to. Please send pics if you have any.

Thanks,
Nichelle

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To: Nichelle
From: Jacky

Nichole,
I think you'll like little Judas! He's 6 years old, has all of his vaccinations up to date and has just recently been to the groomer. He has a great personality. I'm sending over a picture of him right now.

Jacky

Woofwoof!



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To: Jacky
From: Nichelle

Jacky,

I don't know what kind of foolishness youre trying to pull.  First of all, that's a cat! And an ugly one too! We're looking for a DOG!  Second of all, my name is NICHELLE not Nichole. Thirdly, Judas is a horrible name for any pet, cat or dog!  Don't be playing games with us.

Nichelle

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To: Nichelle
From: Jacky

Michelle,

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!  I accidently sent you the wrong picture!  That was my Aunt's cat Mr. Skibbles (isn't he adoreable?).  Here's a picture of little Judas.  I didn't name him, my Aunt did.  Feel free to rename him whatever. He eats just about anything, and he LOVES children! Send me your phone number and we'll try to get together.

Jacky

I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?


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To: Jacky 
From: Nichelle

No thank you, we'll keep looking.

4 comments:

MadPropz said...

What did that lady expect for free?
Beaager can't be choosers.

Goody2Shooz said...

That cat pic is epic!!!

Mattson Tomlin said...

you had me at Judas.

Anonymous said...

rnt u a dog groomer in real life tho?