need someone to come and remove some baby snakes not sure what type but they need to be gone i have killed 2 and theses a nest of them
not sure what type they are but they need to go
i have found some pictures online and kinda looks like a rat snake but im not taking any chances
if u want a snake or many snakes come get them
picture attached is what it looks like just a little smaller
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To: Summer
From: Jacky
The snake in that picture is a Jamaican
Brown snake. They don't get very big, but they're some of the deadliest on the planet if they bite you! They're native to the island of Jamaica, but have come to the continent via drug smuggling
ships. If you have a whole nest of them in your house, you need to get the hell away from there ASAP! Call the State Wildlife Commission
. Believe me, I am an expert on snakes, and I know that a nest of those guys will take over your property and then your whole neighborhood. Above all else, please be careful!
Brown snake. They don't get very big, but they're some of the deadliest on the planet if they bite you! They're native to the island of Jamaica, but have come to the continent via drug smuggling ships. If you have a whole nest of them in your house, you need to get the hell away from there ASAP! Call the State Wildlife Commission. Believe me, I am an expert on snakes, and I know that a nest of those guys will take over your property and then your whole neighborhood. Above all else, please be careful!Jacky Maille
Snake Expert
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To: Jacky
From: Summer
ive killed 2 so far and their is more back there but I looked it up and to me they appear to be a rat snake. I mean if they are what you said then I am terrified because I have a 4 year old that isnt scared of them. I dunno ill take a pic of the last one i killed and send it to you and let you see what it looks like.
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To: Summer
From: Jacky
Summer,
Just be careful. Jamaican Brown snakes hunt in packs
. You really should just get the hell out of there. Seriously.
. You really should just get the hell out of there. Seriously.Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Summer
i call bullshit on u my husband says jaimacan brown snakes arent poisonous.
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To: Summer
From: Jacky
Slummer,
Who are you going to believe, your husband who was dumb
enough to hold a snake he couldn't identify just so he could take a picture? Or me, a world-renowned snake expert
?
enough to hold a snake he couldn't identify just so he could take a picture? Or me, a world-renowned snake expert?So be it. I'll be sure to come to your funerals and let your surviving friends and family know that I tried to save 
you.
you. May your god
have mercy on your souls,
have mercy on your souls,Jacky Maille
Lord of the Snakes
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To: Jacky
From: Summer
ufck u they were rat snakes u asshole!
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| climbin' in yo windows, sssnatching yo people up! |
5 comments:
So by merely saying you're an expert on something makes you one? Cool! I'm an expert on boobs!
LOL!! Also, what kind of stupid husband makes his wife get on Craigslist for help instead of calling an exterminator?
Whats funny is theres no such thing as a jamaican brown snake. You m ade that up.
Id fuck a fool up tryin ta prank 8 like dat! I hate SNAKZZ!! dem mafkaz SKRRI!!!
man they waz ratsnakes you dumz nggafool!
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