Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Short & Thick Stud

Original ad:


Short and thick pit for stud

he is a proven stud, rednose with tiger stripe markings(brindle), very good temperment, great stud dog.. if interested will send you pics. Let me know when your girl ready! Thanks! 
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To:  Aaron
From: Jacky Maille

Heeey!

Whassup Short n' Thick?  Baby you know my girl always be ready!  What you got in mind?  You can send me pics.  I'll holla!

Jacky

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To: Jacky
From: Aaron




(All I got was pictures of this dog)


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To: Aaron
From: Jacky



Whateva,

We both know you aint talkin' 'bout no damn mutt.  We talkin' bout you taking me and my girl to Red Lobster and then gettin' some booty.  Be real.

Jacky


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To: Jacky
From: Aaron

um no im talkin bout my dog!


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To: Aaron
From: Jacky

Whoah Baby!

Calm yo' tits!  You aint backing outta this shit, aw hell no!  You can try to block my e-mail, but you done went and left your phone number up there on Craigslist for me!  As soon as I'm done with my period, Imma call you and we gonna do this!  You promised me a short and thick stud, and you're gonna give me a short and thick stud!

Jacky







8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, that was so racist I can't believe your ads aren't for grape Four Loko and blunt wrappers!

Anonymous said...

That was one ugly ....dog.

Tentacle Sex said...

I about died when you said "as soon as I'm done with my period, Imma call you and we gonna do this!"

Menuge Keotki said...

That wasn't any more racist than the ones where you make fun of white trash. Loved it!!!

A friend said...

That dog needs it's nails trimmed.

Pogo Pop said...

The pit bull needs some help too.

Popanator said...

Everything about that dog made me so hawnee I'd let him hump my pooopie hole any time!

Pogo Pop said...

Yeah, that pitbull didn't look so bad either!