Thursday, November 18, 2010

Flesh-Eating Cockatiel



Original ad:


Hand-fed cockatiel, very loving and smart. Says several phrases and has learned to talk easily. Will be a year old in feb. Loves to play games and go for rides on your sholder. I had to move and must sell. $75 cage and all! Needs veggies and good quality seed daily. Very low maintenance. 

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To: Susan
From: Jacky


Good luck selling your bird.  I don't think anyone would really want a cockatiel that eats hands.

Jacky Maille

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To: Jacky
From: Susan

Jacky,

That was without a doubt, the most IGNORANT thing I have ever heard in my life.  And I am a High School teacher!

I am not going to even dignify your IGNORANCE by explaining what hand-fed means.  Perhaps you should spend you online time on websites like College Humor and Fark, and leave Craigslist to intelligent adults.

Good day to you,
Susan Bxxxx

6 comments:

Bird Hater said...

What a bitch! I hope her cockatiel eats her face.

Menuge Keotki said...

Since when is Craigslist the place for intelligent adults?

Anonymous said...

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FAIL.

ya covered up one of the horns with the text.

What ...we are all supposed to infer how cool the picture is..??


Geezus.

Jekko said...

She's the one that's ingnorance.

Popanator said...

Simple and hilarious. However, I have yet to see anything intelligent on craigslist. Except those adult services. Mmmmm...

jAAkEdUPnIgGa said...

fukk yo gay assz bird!