Original ad:
Hello, my fiancee and I are living in a 2 bedroom/1 bath mobile home, very clean
and we have 3 dogs.
They are very good with children, and other dogs. We will take care of the
electric and water bills.
You can pay either $110 a week or $350 a month!
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To: Whitney
From: Jacky
Hello there,
I saw your ad on Craigslist. I live in the area
but I'm going to be needing new digs soon. If your room
is still available, let me know and we can trade whatever pertinent info we need to share
Thanks,
Jacky Maille
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To: Jacky
From: Whitney
It is still available. give me a call 404-xxx-xxxx
Whitney
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To: Whitney
From: Jacky
Whitney,
Thanks for getting back in touch with me. Right now, my soon-to-be-ex has my phone
so calling is a bit difficult right now. Basically, I need to be out by the first of the month. He doesn't seem to have a problem with all the great meth
that I can score for him, but he keeps picking fights with me over my drinking
. So what if I like to go out and party until last call
and then bring home random men and women for hot rough sex? I can't help it if I'm loud. That shitweasel
needs to go out and get a fucking job if he knows what good for him. I don't do meth myself, but I like to smoke pot and drink. Sorry if I'm going off on a rant here. I'm just so frustrated with that deadbeat limp-dicked
motherfucker and I'm ready for some peace and quiet.I am responsible. I work a full-time job as a dog groomer (didn't you say you had dogs
?) so paying my rent on time isn't an issue. I also like to cook big meals (I get the munchies
a lot) and I keep my space very clean.So what's yall's story?
Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Whitney
My mother in-law said that this will not work out, we can't have pot in the house.
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To: Whitney
From: Jacky
Whitey,
That mother-in-law of yours sounds like a real buzzkill,
if you know what I mean. That's okay, I can leave it in my truck and smoke
it in there. Of course, that will mean a lot of trips out to my truck, but no worries. I keep all my guns
in there too. Speaking of which, do you have a lot of land out that way? I like to shoot at Mountain Dew
cans on the weekends.Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Whitney
Nah, someone's fucking around on craigslist..probably a little high school kid.
And my mil, is the fuckin' shit. GTFO
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To: Whitney
From: Jacky
Whistney,
I can assure you that if I were some high school kid
with no life, I'd be all over some porn right now and not trolling Craigslist. I mean, who does that?Seriously, when would be a good time to meet up?
Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Whitney
The second tuesday of next week.
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To: Whitney
From: Jacky
Winky,
Wow. Aren't you just a clever and original
bitch! With that attitude, you're never going to find a roommate for your white-trash trailer
. I'll look elsewhere, thank you very much. Good luck.Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Whitney
that was not me! that was the mil .....
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To: Jacky
From: Whitney
And it's def not white trash, it's on a 2 acre lot with one surrounding trailer. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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3 comments:
I used to rent that room, and those people are soooo boring. The dogs can't even stay awake long enough to dry hump the couch.
This might be your best one yet! (I still like the Japanese Mail Order Bride too). That Whitney chick didn't know when to give up. And what a bitchy mother in law! People who rent out rooms in trailers shouldn't be so picky!
I loled! That was great!
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