Monday, October 18, 2010

National Pornographic


Original ad:


Wanting any free National Geographic magazines that you need to get rid of. Thank you:) 













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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky Maille


Hi there,

I have a bunch of old National Geographic magazines from the 1970's and '80's.  They're pretty rough shape and some of the pages are stuck together, but let me know if you're interested.

Regards,
Jacky Maille



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To: Jacky
From: Kimberly



Hi Jacky,
Thanks for the reply...where are you located? Hope your having a great afternoon.
K


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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky



K,
You are so welcome for the reply!  I am located in Stone Mountain.  And I am having a wonderful afternoon!  Thank you so much for your kindness and warmth!

About those National Geographics:  Right after sending you the previous e-mail, I called my Mom in the nursing home to ask about all those old magazines.  I was never sure why we were always hanging on to them.  Well, my Mom tells me some crazy things about those old publications.  She said that my late Dear old Dad used to get those magazines because they had naked pictures of native women in them.  She said my old man used to cut those pictures out and tape them to the walls of his woodshed and pleasure himself.  I think that's just disgusting!

You're not looking for these magazines for that reason, are you?

Jacky


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To: Jacky
From: Kimberly



No sweetie...I'm not. I'm just a history buff. I want to teach my grandchildren about knowledge. I may be coming south next week. Is it ok if I email you then?
Kimberly

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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky



Kem,

My God!  That is just horrible that you want to expose your grandchildren to filth and smut!!  Why don't you just get them a subscription to Hustler or Juggs or Sports Illustrated!  I cannot in good conscience sell my Dad's old porno to someone who wants to "expose" things to their grandchildren in the "buff" no less!

For shame!

Jacky

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To: Jacky
From: Kimberly



Your mistaken..the magazines have alot of historical and educational lit in them...I would never or have never exposed my grandchildren to filth.The magazines contains literature about nature, the earth, etc....
K

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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky

Jim,

I'm sorry, but I took all those magazines out back and burned them.  I can't let anyone else get their hands on such nastiness. And it sounds like you have a perverted obsession with pornography yourself.  I suggest you seek help before you damage your poor innocent grandkids.  

Good luck and Jesus bless,

Jacky Maille


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, way to make a sweet old granny feel like dirt you pig.

Menuge Keotki said...

Love the new look!

Popanator said...

Sometimes I steal the national geographics at my Dr's ofc. I hide in the bathroom fingering my poopie hole to all the pictures of naked natives. Sometimes I tear out the pictures of boobs and butts and glue them to the bathroom wall with my poopies. Mmm... Gives me jungle fever!