Friday, May 28, 2010

Fun with Omegle--Sarah Palin Edition

If you've never tried Omegle, I highly recommend it! The concept is simple: Talk to strangers! It's like an instant messenger roulette wheel. At any given time, there's between 4,000 to 7,000 people online spinning the wheel. Of course, a good 95% of those people are horny 19 year-old males looking for cyber sex. A good chat on Omegle is like mining for gold nuggets in a mountain of dog turds: If you're patient enough, you'll eventually find a winner.

The following is an unedited and uncensored conversation that took place on Omegle earlier today. "You" is me and "Stranger" is obviously a stranger:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Hi! I'm Sarah Palin!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am varma
You: Gosh, that sounds contagious!
Stranger: nice to meet you Sarah Palin
Stranger: your from?
You: Alaska. I can see Russia from my back yard!
You: Can I call you Joe?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you can
Stranger: but why?
You: That's just swell!
Stranger: age?
You: 50, but I don't look a day over 47
Stranger: occupation?
You: Well, I was Governor of Alaska, but I quit that job. Too gosh darn hard. Now I let people write books that I put my name on and collect the royalties.
You: What do you do, Joe?
Stranger: student
Stranger: i am just 19
Stranger: which books did you write?
You: Good for you, Joe! Stay in school! Maybe some day you can be Vice President of the good ol' US of A!
Stranger: i am from india
You: Going Rogue (please buy it!)
You: Indiana? I've been there!
Stranger: not indiana, it is india..............
You: What state is that in, Joe?
Stranger: it is country.............second place in world population
You: Oh gosh! Well, I think it's just swell that third world countries have internet access! \
You: And schools too!
You: That's in South America, right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol did the cops ever come knock on your door?

Dingus said...

Sarah Palin isn't smart enough to use Omegle.