Friday, January 14, 2011

Ideas About Heaven

Original ad:

Hello, I am trying to write a book and I am trying to do research on what different people's views are about Heaven. If you have the time and are interested send me your version on what you think Heaven is like? It does not necessarily have to be biblical, it can be your own ideal situation of what you would want Heaven to be like. If you were to go there tomorrow what would you want Heaven to be like? There is no pay for this. If, however, I do complete book and your ideas are good and included in book you will receive credit and compensation if it sells. Right now just doing research and seeking as many opinions as I can. Thank you and God bless

I would like to make a correction here, I am looking for ideas on what you think the physical in Heaven will be like. I do understand the feelings, peace, perfection, but I want to know what you think the physical will look like? What will your mansion look like, what age will you be, will your animals be there? Hope to hear your ideas. 


To: Kristin
From: Jacky Maille

Are you still looking for stories about Heaven?  I ask because I just wrote a poem about my idea of Heaven right before I found your ad on Craigslist.  If you're still seeking submissions, I'd love to share...

Jacky Maille


To: Jacky
From: Kristin

Jackie--Yes, thank you Im definately still looking for your ideas.  I am editing our senior literary magazine at Saint Xxxxxx Christian Acadamy and looking for any submissions about Heaven that we could possibly include.  Please send me your poem!  I would love to read it and consider it!  God bless.
Kristin Xxxxxxxxx


To: Kristin
From: Jacky

Well shucks, I wasn't looking at getting published and becoming famous or anything.  I just wrote it last night at 3AM.  Tell me what you think:

Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years
There was only you and me
We were young and wild and free
Now nothin' can take you away from me
we've been down that road before
But that's over now
You keep me comin' back for more

When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven

And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven 

Oh - once in your life, you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down

Yeah - nothin' could change what you mean to me
Oh oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
Cause our love will light the way

 Yeah: -I've bin waitin' for so long 
For somethin' to arrive
For love to come along

Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
Yeah, - I'll be standin' there by you

Weah he Hooooo
you're all that I want
you're all that I need

Me and my friend Ty  made a video of me singing this song in my basement last night. 
I just posted it to YouTube.



To: Jacky
From: Kristin

Jackie--That was beutiful!!! I have to admit it made me cry a little bit.

To: Kristin
From: Jacky


Let's be real, I don't really buy into the fact that you're "editing" a school literary 
magazine based on the poor grammatical and spelling errors that you have 
made in your correspondence with me.  Seriously, babe, you can't even spell my name 
correctly.  It's Jacky with a "Y", not an "IE".

So if you even attempt to publish my original poem/song/video in any way without giving
full credit to me, Jacky Maille, then I will be forced to take legal action against you, you pirate!


To: Jacky
From: Kristin

Dear JackY,

We have reviewed your submission and have not deemed it worthy for publication.
Thank you for your submission.


Anonymous said...

I think Kristin owned you in the end.

Mark Bell said...

meh, you've done better

Pasta Ripper said...

You should write a book.

Hack, The said...

Goatsecloud has been done before. I think youre the first person though to try to claim Brian Adams lyrics were written by you. You must really hate youreself. Or you must hate your blog.

Still, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for a brief ray of sunshine in my otherwise bleek existance.