Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Happy New Year from KFC!!!

KFC is happy to announce that, for a limited time only, is offering their best-selling sandwich ~THE DOUBLE DOWN® ~ buy one, get one FREE!!!  (Offer good only at participating stores in Kentucky, Arkansas, and Louisiana.)

That's right folks, that sickeningly delicious-looking one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat "chicken" filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!

Due to a sudden increase in our ingredient supply, we're passing the savings along to you!  So Happy New Year and thank you for choosing KFC as your favorite place for chicken-flavored food!


Meanwhile, in the news...

Seriously folks, you may want to keep your kids inside.


Anonymous said...

Chic Fil A has better waffle fries.

Menuge Keotki said...

At first I thought that was funny, how you were making fun of fast food; then it just kind of got very dark and disturbing.

Popanator said...

That looks delicious! MMM.... I love eating road kill. I love how the maggots just craw down my stomach and tickle. Then the maggots cum back out in my poopie hole in the beautiful circle of life!

AbbyChickenhead313 said...

I like that Kentucky Fried Cruelty site!

JD said...

Being a douchebag is okay as long as you're consciously being a douchebag in order to be ironic. I'm not even sure what you're trying to accomplish here with this drivel but it's probably okay since I didn't find it on Reddit.

Man, I just don't even care anymore.