Friday, December 17, 2010

Juicy Couture Sunglasses for Guitar Hero

Original ad:
Juicy Couture sunglasses for Guitar Hero
Hi there I am wanting to trade my never worn shades of couture by juicy couture oversized sunglasses for any of the following ps3 items: any guitar hero bundles, band hero bundles, or rock band bundles.
I bought these glasses at solstice on sale for $80 and have only tried them on a couple of times. I have never actually worn them out or anything and they have just been sitting in the pink juicy case in my dresser for a while now. These would make a wonderful x-mas gift for any girl! I was going to put them on e-bay but I've been wanting these guitar games so I figured I'd try this first.


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To:  Lauren
From: Jacky

Hey Baby!  I've got a Guitar Hero 5 bundle for PS3 if you're really interested.  I've never done this sort of thing before, like trading video games for...well, you know.  But yeah, I'm interested in meeting up and trading.

Jacky Maille

PS--What do the sunglasses and the bar of soap have to do with anything?

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To: Jacky
From: Lauren

Hi Jacky Im interested in the guitar hero 5 for playstation!  Did you read the ad all the way thru?  I'm trading the sunglasses and the case for the game bundle.  I bought them and then never wore them and I want to get my nephew the game for christmas but money is kinda tight so I'm trading them.  Their in perfect condition so if you don't like them they'd make a nice present for someone else!  My #770-xxx-xxxx, you can text me if youre still interested.

Thanks!Lauren

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To: Lauren
From: Jacky

Oh.
I thought you were offering to have sex with me for the game.  I thought that's what you meant when you said you had a juicy cooter.


Jacky Maille

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To: Jacky
From: Lauren

ARE YOU rEALLY THAT STUPID??!1  juicy couture is a designer brand you idiot! You are either trying to be real funny or you are just a stupid 10 year old!  Or you are just retarted!  Whatever you are I hope someone slaps you across your fool face!

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To: Lauren
From: Jacky

Lauren,

I apologize for the misunderstanding.  Ever since Craigslist took the Adult section away, people have been trying to find different creative ways of hooking up there.  I thought that's what you were trying to do.  Sorry.  

Anyway, I have your number, so if I find anyone who is looking for a pair of hideous looking overpriced sunglasses, I'll pass it along.

Good luck and happy holidays!

Jacky





5 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol! Teh ad said, " they have just been sitting in the pink juicy case"

I see why you'd be confused. Horny troll!

Menuge Keotki said...

Haha Good one Jacky! I love it when you fuck with people who give out their phone numbers. That's what they get for giving their digits out to strangers!

Amanda Levins said...

She got a good deal on them shades for 80 dollars. They worth almost 150$$$. You called them hideously and overpriced but you obviously don't have no fashion sense. Your GUitar Hero game isn't worth that much. You should have made the trade they are expensive stylish shades by Juicy Coture.

Drewcifer said...

Hey Amanda, is this your first day on the internet? Thanks for reading!

Anonymous said...

I thought that was a bar of soap too.