Dropping the Tranny Bomb

I'm often asked why I post so rarely.  One big reason is that I reply to a lot of online classified ads that end up going nowhere.  For every one post I publish here, there's been at least ten ads I've replied to and then forgotten about.  Recently, an e-mail from "MichaelW" appeared in my inbox.  I'm still not sure what ad this was originally tied to.  Prostitution?  Who knows...But here's how it went down:
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To: Jacky Maille
From: MichaelWxxxxx
Subject:  $$$$ easy and fun arrangement $$$$

Hey were you still looking for some help? $$$$

Can you send me a pic or two and tell me where you live again?

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To: MichaelW

From: Jacky

Mike,

Please forgive me.  I've answered a few classified ads lately...what is this in regards to?

Jacky

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In hindsight, I'll bet that probably came off as a bit slutty to MichaelW

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To: Jacky

From: MichaelW

I am looking to hang out regularly, can you tell me where you live by and send a few pics.

 

When can you meet up?

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For some reason, it took me over a week to reply.  I was trying to think of something unique to reply to MichaelW with, but instead I gave up and dropped a Tranny Bomb.

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To: MichaelW

From: Jacky

Hi Mick!

I'm so sorry I've been so slow with my replies!  You just wouldn't believe all the craziness that's been going on.  I sure could use a foot massage!

Anyway, I live in Midtown and I'm usually free on weekends.  What sort of fun did you have in mind?

I'm sending along a picture of me.  

Cheers,

Jacky

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Another week goes by...

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To: MichaelW

From: Jacky

Milk,

I haven't heard back from you in a while.  Are you going to send me a picture of your sexy self?  I'd love to get together this weekend.  I have tickets to the Wizard of Oz stage show on Saturday! And then afterwards we could go get totally wasted!  Please don't leave me hanging.  Let me know if you want to.

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To: Jacky

From: MichaelW

Not interested. I'm going to be too busy.  Please stop SPAMMING my email account.

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To: MichaelW

From: Jacky

Meat,

What's wrong?  Did your wife find out about us?  I hope not, because you make my gaydar go "WHOOWHOOWHOO!"

It's okay.  Take all the time you need.

Jacky

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I don't know.  Dropping the Tranny Bomb just seems so 2010.  I probably could have done better.