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i am looking for 2 lady gaga tickets, please-looking to pay a reasonable price..for seats...
thanks
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To: Jamie
From: Jacky
If you're looking for tickets for "Lady" Gaga's show on April 18 at the Gwinnett Center, I can help. I have two tickets for that concert and I absolutely refuse to attend, so I'm more than happy to sell them. They're General Admission on the floor if that's okay with you.
Let me know.
Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Jamie
omg!!! yes absolutely i would love to have thos tickets! how much do you want? and why don't you want ot go see lady gaga in concert...she's completely awesome?
if your talking about the rumors that shes gay or whatever...they arent true
she's not a lesbian...she's bi sexual
her music is awesome!!!
she's a great role model...she's prod of herself
she's a fan of androdgeny and likes the gender bender thing and that definitely started the rumors...
she said --when a guy says, oh I ****** all these chicks this week, there’s a high-five and giggling. But when a woman does it and it’s publicised or she’s open about her sexuality or she’s free, or liberated, it’s, Oh, she must have a ****. There’s a threat. i also carry myself onstage in a masculine way and sing in a low register. this is not out of nowhere, right?
she has also said she has a larger than normal clitorris
shegives us freedom in her music in a way that a others cant...
whatever the rumors are...i don't care
i hope this helps clear things up for you...i would still like to buy those tickets from you if they are at a fair price...
thanks
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To: Jamie
From: Jacky
Here's the thing: Lady Gaga is a dude. Not that I have anything against cross-dressing and the trans-gendered. In fact, some of my best friends are fruits. Back in the day, I was a Boy George
fan. He was about as effeminate
as they got back then, but at least he never claimed to be a female when in fact, he had a penis.But as long as we're making lists (pardon my usage of capital letters):
I once met Lady Gaga. I kept thinking to myself, "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection!" But she did.
At a recent Lady Gaga concert, the bomb squad had to evacuate the arena due to a "suspicious package" on the stage.
The song "Poker Face" is about her screwing a dude but wishing she were with a chick. Ironically, so is the dude.
On her upcoming album she covers a Pussycat Dolls song, with her own spin on it; It's called "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hung Like Me".
She wrote her song "Bad Romance" about the first time she whipped her dick out on a guy.
Her meat dress brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "It looks like you're wearing your mom's curtains."
She refuses to use a cell phone because she's afraid to get a brain tumor. Because you know, one swelling organ is enough, am I right?
I dared my wife to go as Lady Gaga to a costume party, but she didn't have the balls.
I will admit though, I was impressed by her meat dress. She did a good job of hiding her sausage.
Also, I just checked, and the concert is not sold out yet (which restores my faith, albeit slightly, in the intelligence of the Atlanta populace). You can still buy your own and not have to go through the hassle of negotiating with assholes on the internet. Trust me, there's a ton of them out there...
Good luck to you, young Jamie. You never specified your gender, but then again, you yourself said that Lady Gaga is a role model. My only advice is to be yourself, and don't be afraid of your shift key.
Eternally,
Jacky Maille
Paparazzi!
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To: Jacky
From: Jamie
F*** yOU!!! how do you like my shift key now you f***ing troll!!!
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To: Jacky
From: Jamie
and don't bother replying because i blocked your email...
Fan,
, 
sins. You may as well attend a 
So I have no use for them.
.
my tickets, but I'm also going to destroy my t-shirts, posters and CDs. Justin Bieber is an agent of Satan!! If you play his music 
, you can clearly hear him saying "Drink Blood, The Devil owns us all"! My youth minister also told me that Justin Bieber sacrifices baby sheep to the devil before every show and drinks their blood. He also comes from 
, which is mentioned in the Bible as the birthplace for the 
. It's in Revelations!!!
and wants to turn your soul to him. My church youth group will be protesting the show outside the arena that night. I encourage you to join us!
!
! Second of all, if you are so concerned about your daughter's e-mail interactions, then why in the blue hell do you let her place ads on Craigslist? Craigslist is one of the slimiest 
not say "Do not judge or you too will be judged" The Bible also says (somewhere in the 
): "Behold the son of the Devil and his Maple Leaf." I would encourage you to attend our protest at the Arena as well on the night of the show, if you are as Christian as you say you are.
for the GMC Pavillion in section 332 that I ended up not using for the 6/20 game. I paid $28 each for them, but I'll let you have them for $10 each. 
they suck. I was going to go, but I had to go bail my Granny out of jail again (her 
this year). 
at the Philips Arena from last January. That was a pretty historical event! 
won! The seats were on the floor, third row behind 
. I'll let you have both of them for $20.
. And how dare you call professional wrestling fake? Of course it's real! Why do you think it's called "
" wrestling? I'd rather sit in an arena full of classy wrestling fans than hanging out with a bunch of drunk methed-up 
at Turner Field any day.
for free.
around with you dude! You know that's what us guys do! Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I was able to get my original asking price for the Braves tickets from someone else. Sorry about that, but like I said earlier, my 
in a heap of trouble and I need all the cash I can get. Anyway, if you're interested my Uncle Louie has a couple tickets for the 
show that was on the 19th. I'm sure I can get you a good price.