Original ad:
Wanting any free National Geographic magazines that you need to get rid of. Thank you:)
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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky Maille
Hi there,
I have a bunch of old National Geographic magazines from the 1970's and '80's. They're pretty rough shape and some of the pages are stuck together
, but let me know if you're interested.
, but let me know if you're interested.Regards,
Jacky Maille
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To: Jacky
From: Kimberly
Hi Jacky,
Thanks for the reply...where are you located? Hope your having a great afternoon.
K
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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky
K,
You are so welcome for the reply! I am located in Stone Mountain
. And I am having a wonderful afternoon! Thank you so much for your kindness and warmth!
. And I am having a wonderful afternoon! Thank you so much for your kindness and warmth!About those National Geographics: Right after sending you the previous e-mail, I called my Mom in the nursing home
to ask about all those old magazines. I was never sure why we were always hanging on to them. Well, my Mom tells me some crazy things about those old publications. She said that my late Dear old Dad
used to get those magazines because they had naked pictures of native women in them. She said my old man used to cut those pictures out and tape them to the walls of his woodshed and pleasure
himself. I think that's just disgusting!
to ask about all those old magazines. I was never sure why we were always hanging on to them. Well, my Mom tells me some crazy things about those old publications. She said that my late Dear old Dad used to get those magazines because they had naked pictures of native women in them. She said my old man used to cut those pictures out and tape them to the walls of his woodshed and pleasure himself. I think that's just disgusting!You're not looking for these magazines for that reason, are you?
Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Kimberly
No sweetie...I'm not. I'm just a history buff. I want to teach my grandchildren about knowledge. I may be coming south next week. Is it ok if I email you then?
Kimberly
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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky
Kem,
My God! That is just horrible that you want to expose your grandchildren to filth and smut!! Why don't you just get them a subscription to Hustler 
or Juggs
or Sports Illustrated
! I cannot in good conscience sell my Dad's old porno to someone who wants to "expose" things to their grandchildren in the "buff" no less!
or Juggs or Sports Illustrated! I cannot in good conscience sell my Dad's old porno to someone who wants to "expose" things to their grandchildren in the "buff" no less!For shame!
Jacky
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To: Jacky
From: Kimberly
Your mistaken..the magazines have alot of historical and educational lit in them...I would never or have never exposed my grandchildren to filth.The magazines contains literature about nature, the earth, etc....
K
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To: Kimberly
From: Jacky
Jim,
I'm sorry, but I took all those magazines out back and burned them. I can't let anyone else get their hands on such nastiness. And it sounds like you have a perverted obsession
with pornography yourself. I suggest you seek help before you damage your poor innocent grandkids.
with pornography yourself. I suggest you seek help before you damage your poor innocent grandkids. Good luck and Jesus
bless,
bless,Jacky Maille
DVDs
that I'm looking to sell. I was just going to sell them on 
, but if you're interested I can send you my list of titles and see if there are some you might be interested in.
condition. I'm very proud of my collection but circumstances beyond my control are forcing me to part ways with them. Here's my list:
: The Empire Licks Crack
freaks who thinks her house is "
" because of my DVD collection so she's forcing me to get rid of them. Listen, I'll sell you all 15 for $30. That's like two bucks a title! And Lord of the G-Strings is a three disc set, so it's an even better deal. Let me know!
I'm currently working on. How would you describe your vocal range? Would you say it's light and feminine or deep and husky? 
" here in town. I have a great female lead who goes by the name Nikki Nokkers. She's hot as all get out, but when she moans, she sounds like a cross between a goat and a donkey in a 
. What I need is for someone like you to do about about 5 minutes of "
" for me to dub in post-production. Easy work. You could even record it from home and e-mail it to me. Let me know what you would charge for something like that. I look forward to hearing from you.
god awful barnyard noises. Like I said, she's really hot until she vocalizes. Seriously, she sounds like an angry cockatoo raping 
. Being in the business yourself, you should know how one bad voice can make or break an entire project. Tell you what, I'll pay you 75 
plus a free copy of the DVD. Do we have a deal?
, but hey, I'm all about improvisation! Send me your tape and I'll find a way to get the cash to you.