This was done out of sheer boredom. Happy Independence Day!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SEX!!!
Stranger: Hey
You: Let's do this!
You: Let's go!
Stranger: Asl
You: I'm ready!
Stranger: Ok
You: oh god
You: and...
You: I'm done!
You: Thanks
You: you were awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.