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Showing posts with label great dane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label great dane. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Rent My Creepy Van

I'm not sure, but I think the humor might have gone way over this dude's head...


Original ad:


van needed for 2 weeks to florida

i am looking to rent a reliable window van at least 8 seats for family to go to sights aroundAtlanta for a week and then Florida for a week careful driver 

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To: Dennis
From: Jacky

Hello,

I recently purchased a van at a police auction.  It's a slightly older model, but it should seat your family fairly comfortably.  I'm sure you could probably take your dog with you too.

E-mail me back if you're still interested.  I can give you more details and send along some pics.

Jacky Maille

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To: Jacky
From: Dennis

please send me more details please thanks dennis

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To: Dennis 
From: Jacky

Dennis,
This is what I was told from the people at the police auction:
The van has a lot of mileage on it, but it is in tip-top shape.  It's previous owners were a group of college dropouts who took it all over the country, working odd jobs here and there.  They were finally busted here in Georgia for running a mobile meth-lab out of the back.  

It's clean now and has new tires and belts.  Attached is a photo.  Let me know what you think.


Jacky Maille

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To: Jacky
From: Dennis

sorry i need window van thanks

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To: Dennis
From: Jacky

Denzel,

No problem my friend.  Hell, sometimes I think the kooky thing is haunted.  My Great Dane always gets freaked out when I take him for a ride in it.

Jacky

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